If the blues and electro music had a baby, this would be it.

Of course, it would be immediately taken into care or, at the very least, sold for medical experiments. Either way, this abomination would not be allowed within a country mile of civilised society.

And rightly so. 

However, should this bastard chimera ever utter a sensible syllable or coherent grunt then this would be the place to find it.

God help you. God help us all.